Alright so I'm new to this whole "blogger thing" but I just have to let out the hilariousness that is my toe. It's Thursday January 20th, four days after I had a sewing needle relentlessly submerge itself into my Hallux, or commonly as we know it, by big toe. Yes, a sewing needle. Honestly, I just thought I jammed it on the head of a pin and stubbed it just enough to sprain it with the amount of pressure that was applied. Contrary to my thoughts, my toe merely grew to the size of a gulf ball. I kid you not.
"How did you manage to do this Leah?"
"Oh, good question."
Well, my family is a family of do-it-yourself'ers' we tent to mend, so I guess it did not strike me that I ran my foot into what I thought was a pin on my frantic way to the bathroom.
*Reader discretion advised: Language and Images*
I don't know why, but when I have to pee, I don't just have to pee, I HAVE TO PEE! (sorry for the potty language ;) Thus, running into a pin was the least of my worries at that current moment. I went back to check the pin out and take it out of the carpet so no one else would have such a catastrophe happen to their poor foot. I bent down, picked it up, briefly glanced at it's evil point and was thankful I did not have the tip in my toe. I threw that evil piece of metal with the utmost angered ambition to return the same fate it gave me: pain. That was that I thought.
Tuesday night then rolled around and through working and volunteering all day on it I thought it was getting quite enormous. After talking about it to my level headed mother in some side conversation, we decided I should get an x-ray just in case there was something more to it, as I was to leave the country in a week or two and didn't want it to get in the way of anything.
Wednesday morning, I called the doc before I take my grandfather to his eye appointment, got a scheduled appointment with the doctor that day and went in more out of annoyance than concern.
After taking the x-ray, my doctor comes in to ask, "So...did Gloria (the x-rayer's name) use a pointer while x-raying your toe?" Confused, I replied no; only to receive a reply from an also very confused doctor remarking, "Well...ahh...good news, it's not sprained or fractured, but we have what seems to be a...ummm...needle? in your toe." He pulled up the image of my x-ray to show me what he meant.
I couldn't help but burst into laughter and ask permission to take a photo of this uncommon situation, which seemed to confuse the doctor even more. After explaining what happened and many failed attempts to try and push the bugger out, he decided surgery was the best thing to do. SURGERY! Haha, is there even a procedure for this!?
Left the office with a scheduled surgery on Monday the 24th, leaving the stickler in there for a week! oh boy.
And after all this, I can only think of the numerous other situations my poor foot has been in, that's a whole other post though. Until Monday, keep my poor little toe in your thoughts and prayers, but above all DON'T let this happen to you and KEEP TRACK of all your sharp objects please. (*ehm ehm, MIRIAM*)